seven spiritual paths to a happy marriage

1

if he’s angry at you,
if he’s angry at kids,
and you’re gentle with him,
you’re falling into a trap.

he’ll become
more angry at you.
more angry at kids.
more angry with the world.

tell him: “ go to hell, buster.
I’m looking into this mirror relationship.
I’ll be no more gentle with you, you mama’s boy.
I’ll will keep the kids, and kick you in the ass
and send you packing to your mama’s house.
be a man. behave. or else…”

he’ll come to senses.
he’ll give up his anger.
he’ll love the kids.
he’ll love you.

he’ll pose beside you smiling
his smiles running from east to west,
telling the world how lucky he is
to have found you, to love you.

path number one was thought
by the spiritual guru
like all others of his paths –
never tested, only thought,
just imagined to write a book
to make some easy money.

if this path doesn’t work
don’t tell it no one, por favor.
just return the book to your guru
the return of money is guaranteed.

(for it always works with dimwits
and there're many dimwits in the world)