Kamasutra! Kamasutra!

Kamasutra! Kamasutra!
Sutra of Kama
Rules of lust.

written by Vaitsanaya,
centuries ago in India,
along banks of brahamaputra(?).

translated into myriad languages,
read by millions lusty sexy people
and not a single soul understood it.

so the ageing new age guru
takes this task upon himself
to rewrite Kamasutra

mixing spirituality in it.
And his lusty dandy lad
helps his holy dad

with porno paintings
to illustrate it
lest some still don't

get the kicks of arousal
reading it with some floozy
or alone in self pleasures enjoying it.

the randy guru too gets
the last sexual kicks of his life
reading it, shamelessly promoting it

on the web logs, on the radio
on the telly, on the talk shows
and his dandy lad toots it.

mixing sex and lust with money
is well known to pimps and whores
in many old to new lores.

though the aging guru may be lusty
his sex tools have to be rusty.
so what's this new Kamasutra for?

make a guess, my friends. It's no
souls and ghouls nonsense.
it's all making money and money

money, money and more money,
making you horny and horny
sucking your horny money.