mahapralaya - after Rodrigues Arsenio

Soft breeze is blowing
I don’t care from where
It’s coming
But I know for sure
Mahapralaya is coming
Soon it will be all doom

The whole universe
Will melt and vanish
Into nothingness
Then he will smile
And think what kind
Of new universe to create

A world with only love, no hatred
A world with only peace, no war
A world with only happiness, no sorrows
A world with all wealth, no greed
A world with all content, no bitterness
A world full of sissies, no machos

A world full of faithfuls, no adultery
A world full of believers, no heathens
A world full of wise, no dimwits
A world full of blessings, no cussings
A world full of gurus, no chelas
A world full of all beauty, no ugliness

With new world so wonderful
I wonder what quantum gurus will do!
Perhaps to be original
They will say, let there be:
War, hatred, sorrows, greed
Bitterness, machos (not nachos)
Adultery, heathens, dimwits
Cussings, chelas and ugliness.
After all they’ll have to make their living!

Then he'll say to himself:
“ Nah, no, non, nahin, nyet.
That world will all vapid
All bland, all flat
All flavorless, all savorless
Everything will then
Taste like potatoes
Look like potatoes
Smell line potatoes
Sound like potatoes
Touch like potatoes

All couch potatoes
All potatoes-heads around
Watching football games
Playing billiards and foosballs
Drinking beers and moonshine
Smoking tobacco and pot
Chewing tobacco and spitting
Cussing the hell out of you
Riding their Harleys
With bumper sticker like
“Trust no God, God farts”

Well that would be interesting
to some, but not to God
Because God is holy
He has gotten his holy son, Jesus
Begotten through holy virgin Mary.

So God will be thinking
As soon as Mahapralaya will be coming
As soon as the breeze will be flowing
It is not it takes time for God to create a world
He can do it in six days, he can do it in a jiffy
The problem is the most perfect design

That he cannot do in a jiffy
It takes time, it takes brains
Even for God it takes brains
But for Mahapralaya people
It is all God’s maha game!